To His Royal Highness the Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh,

The hereditary nobleman of the Russian Empire Pavel Igorevich Ivánov-Ostoslavsky, poet, son of the vice-leader of the Noble Assembly of the Kherson Province, full member of the Russian Noble Assembly, director of the Department of Science, Culture and Education of the Kherson Provincial Noble Assembly Igor Mikhailovich Ivánov writes to you – Prince Consort of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and the entire British Union. I live in Ukraine¸ Kherson, Preobrazhenskaya Street, and № 73, apt. 2. Phones: + 380507467948, + 380507468620, + 79096400927.

The following circumstances prompted me to write to you. I’m married. My lawful wife, crowned in the Old Believers church, is your distant relative in the line of the Rurikovichs, Her Excellency Princess Maria Sergeyevna Volkonskaya (Ivánova-Ostoslavskaya). She was born in Moscow and lives there. The Putin regime has turned modern Russia into a prison of peoples and they live behind the barbed wire of the Gulag! Putin’s Jewish Lubyanka (FSS) stole my wife from home, killed her parents and immediate family and is kept in inhuman and unbearable conditions! Jewish Satanists set on my Maria the Devil, pouring supernatural fear, horror, pain, nightmare, suicidal passions into her soul! What kind of scoundrels and nonhumans it is necessary to be, that the Most Serene Princess of such a noble origin – a gentle, affectionate, absolutely harmless creature suffers from Satan. The Devil does physical injuries in every way! Maria was stimulated by the Devil through astrality and she has not a desire to live and to fight against the forces of darkness. Now she is standing on the edge choosing the way between life and death. But she is searching the right choice to survive! Maria’s left hand was cut by criminals and Jews with a knife between her fingers and joints and almost cut off her fingers! Maria miraculously survived, almost dying of blood loss! My wife is constantly crying, screaming in horror at Satan, which the witcher by the name of Malkovets sends her from outside! Federal Service of Security officers stole Maria – they represent unclean force, and they do not allow me to reunite with her! I ask Your Royal Highness, King Consort to save my wife, Her Excellency Princess Maria Sergeyevna Volkonskaya from her Moscow captivity! I also ask you to save me from Ukraine, (from Kherson, where I live) with the aim to unite with her to form family in England! Maria’s family has done a lot of good things for the prosperity of Russia! Princes Volkonsky are Russia! She is Princess Rurikovna, and the whole Russian people owe the greatest debt to her ancestors and herself for the salvation of Holy Russia from attacks the Jewish-Khazar yoke and for building of a happy life for a thousand years in Russia! The Romanovs and the Rurikovichs had always absolutely paternalistic attitude towards all the peoples under their authority! They became the main arbiters of their happiness! So, isn’t it possible that the Most Serene Princess Maria Sergeyevna does not deserve a happy and quiet life on the territory of Misty Albion! My wife and I commit ourselves to serving your throne, if that is your wish and the will of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain, in any field: in the military, court or civil service. My wife would work in the Palace of Buckingham for the position of chamber-frau or gofmeister! And the main thing for her, of course, is to give birth to 12 people from me – children who would replenish the aristocratic elite of Great Britain and serve faithfully for the British monarchy!

Please save us from the hell of Russia and Ukraine, otherwise forces of evil will kill Maria and me!

March 21, 2020. Kherson. Ukraine. Moscow. Russia.

(Pavel Igorevich Ivánov-Ostoslavsky, hereditary nobleman of the Russian Empire).